Poultry Keeper Prints

Chicken Feed

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

"That law against keeping chickens inside the city limits is so crazy."

"Don't fall for it! He's just trying to fatten you up for Thanksgiving!"

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

bird interprets modern art

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

"She wishes to range free!"

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'Superstock'

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

'I admire your can-cock-a-doodle-do attitude.'

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

'George, stop playing with the children.'

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"