Bird Keeper Prints

"This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Polluted geese

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

Knight feeding his kids.

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

'You know too much!'

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

Pigeon Little

How about going easy on the carbs

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

So you're a mocking bird...

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Canada Goose Jackets

Spring Training