Pigeon Keeper Prints

"All I know is the pigeons flew away and now I got flamingoes."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

A house cat fishes in a goldfish bowl

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

'Go on - they're organic!'

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

Pigeon Memos

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

"Don't fall for it! He's just trying to fatten you up for Thanksgiving!"

'Well, you have people pox.'

"Eggs, eggs, eggs...that Delia Smith's ruining my life."

"I had that fish for so long it evolved, climbed out of the bowl and walked away."

'You spoil those pigeons.'

"Don't talk to your dad - he hasn't had his morning coffee yet!"

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

Chicken Feed

Bird Messaging

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."

Nelson.

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

Hot dog vendor in the rain.

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

"Sorry I'm late, I was at a funeral, paying my respects to the old man who used to feed me at the park every day. . ."

'Of course I ate the Goldfish: What did they expect me to do? It's my nature, I can't help it...'

"Methinks hitting 'Reply to all' doth you a disservice, sire."

"I found this place on Waterbnb."

'Come on children, last one out's a rotten egg.'