Bird Owner Prints

'You won't last ten minutes out there.'

'It's true what they say about the early bird,Mrs.Wagstaff-she's got worms!'

A Carrot: 'Who's a pretty farmer then?'

LOST AND FOUND, 'Maybe he flew south.'

'She lithpth!'

"He doesn't talk much but he does some amazing impressions."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Polluted geese

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

Knight feeding his kids.

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

'You know too much!'

Pigeon Little

How about going easy on the carbs

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

So you're a mocking bird...

Spring Training

"I'm all for pushing them out of the nest, but maybe next time we could wait till they hatch."

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"