Pet Bird Owners Prints

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"That's not how I sat on you."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

Polluted geese

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"And where have you previously moused?"