Pet Bird Owners T-Shirts

I start plucking, and I can't stop.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Children's Parties

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"That's not how I sat on you."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

Polluted geese

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'