Poultry Pun Lovers Pillows

Crowing Rehearsals

"I think we need a mission statement."

The Rooster Comedian.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

'Tasty bird.'

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

"Did that pig that went wee, wee, wee all the way have have foot and mouth?"

"Maybe we'd kiss better if we had lips."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

Hen Night

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls

"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"

Suddenly, the line went dead.

The Colonel at home.

Fee Range Chickens

'I've got laryngitis. Would you mind cackling for me while I lay an egg?'