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'The ultrasound looks fine, but I really don't think you should count your chickens before they've hatched...'

'You may want to consider diversifying your portfolio.'

'That's weird, do you smell barbecue sauce, Sarah'

"You wouldn't understand,...it's a poultry thing."

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

'He turned out hard boiled.'

'This corn tastes funny. I heard they're leaving out the antibiotics.'

"It's beak-proof. That makes it perfect for the hen-pecked husband."

The Rooster Comedian.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

'Tasty bird.'

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

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"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

"Did that pig that went wee, wee, wee all the way have have foot and mouth?"

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

Hen Night

'You think irritable fowl syndrome is bad? Just wait until you hit menopause.'

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls

Suddenly, the line went dead.

The Colonel at home.