'Okay class, is there anyone else who does not understand the term foreshadowing?'
Poultry Pun Enthusiast Prints
Decorate your walls with our poultry pun prints. Clever, colorful, and amusing, they make a quirky statement for any pun enthusiast’s home or office.
'The ultrasound looks fine, but I really don't think you should count your chickens before they've hatched...'
'You may want to consider diversifying your portfolio.'
'That's weird, do you smell barbecue sauce, Sarah'
"You wouldn't understand,...it's a poultry thing."
"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."
'He turned out hard boiled.'
'This corn tastes funny. I heard they're leaving out the antibiotics.'
"It's beak-proof. That makes it perfect for the hen-pecked husband."
The Rooster Comedian.
'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'
'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'
"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."
Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.
Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.
'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'
"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."
"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"
Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.
A classic example of Poultry in Motion.
'Tasty bird.'
"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"
'Honey, the babysitter's here.'
'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'
'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'
Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'
On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.
"No one can afford to eat us anymore."
"Did that pig that went wee, wee, wee all the way have have foot and mouth?"
'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).
'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'
"Gesundtheit, Dear."
"Wanna get pigeon holed?"
Hen Night
'You think irritable fowl syndrome is bad? Just wait until you hit menopause.'
Poultry Pun Enthusiast Prints Collection
Poultry Pun Enthusiast Mugs
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Poultry Pun Enthusiast Pillows
Brighten your space with our poultry pun pillows—comfortable, cheeky, and the perfect way to add a humorous touch to your decor.
Poultry Pun Enthusiast T-Shirts
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