Pig Pun Enthusiast Pillows

"Did that pig that went wee, wee, wee all the way have have foot and mouth?"

'Ahhh...'

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

The Rooster Comedian.

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.

Dedication to excellence....

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

"I speak Latin, you know."

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

Pig's Human Bank

Happy Hog - Manet

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

How Art Works.

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

Swine flu

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'