Pig Pun Enthusiast Pillows

"Did that pig that went wee, wee, wee all the way have have foot and mouth?"

'Ahhh...'

The Rooster Comedian.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Dedication to excellence....

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

"I speak Latin, you know."

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

Pig's Human Bank

Happy Hog - Manet

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

Swine flu

How Art Works.

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

'If it's any consolation, I'm having him fixed next week.'

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'