Clay Pigeon Enthusiasts Pillows

"Wow, they're really good shots! I'm glad they're shooting at clay-pigeon targets..."

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'Pull...'

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

About the potter.

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

Pigeon Memos

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

Pottery

'You spoil those pigeons.'

Bird Messaging

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."

'No, no, Ben, you don't retrieve these birds!'

Nelson.

Hot dog vendor in the rain.

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

'Not more junk mail!'

'It's a dirty lie... I only drink to be sociable!'

Dreams of different species.

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

"Methinks hitting 'Reply to all' doth you a disservice, sire."

'That's four million, one hundred and eighty straight misses, Mr Fenson. Your shooting has gone all to hell.'

"I flew South once. Couldn't buy a decent soft pretzel."

Potter

You've got mail.

Second homing pigeon

Man feeding 10 pigeons and a unicorned pegasus.

"You have two unread messages."

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

"No one else, huh! So who the hell is sending you a pigeon at four in the morning?!"

"I no longer have the intestinal fortitude for street food."

'Look, Fred, there are pigeons on our window sill.'