Clay Pigeon Enthusiasts Pillows

"Wow, they're really good shots! I'm glad they're shooting at clay-pigeon targets..."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'Pull...'

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

About the potter.

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

Pigeon Memos

Pottery

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

Carrier Pigeons

'You spoil those pigeons.'

Bird Messaging

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."

'No, no, Ben, you don't retrieve these birds!'

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

Nelson.

Hot dog vendor in the rain.

'Not more junk mail!'

'It's a dirty lie... I only drink to be sociable!'

Dreams of different species.

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

"Methinks hitting 'Reply to all' doth you a disservice, sire."

'That's four million, one hundred and eighty straight misses, Mr Fenson. Your shooting has gone all to hell.'

"I flew South once. Couldn't buy a decent soft pretzel."

National Pigeon Monument (poos on someone's head).

Potter

You've got mail.

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

"You have two unread messages."

Second homing pigeon

Man feeding 10 pigeons and a unicorned pegasus.

"No one else, huh! So who the hell is sending you a pigeon at four in the morning?!"

'Look, Fred, there are pigeons on our window sill.'