Carrier Pigeon Enthusiast Pillows

"Thank you very much, but I'm more than satisfied with my present long-distance carrier."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Did you get my tweet?"

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Egyptian Football

"If I ever meet an ostrich I'm going to buy it a drink."

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

'We should talk more.'

'See you later darling, I'm going on a short waddle...'

'Ed says Ben is flushing birds than any dog he ever saw. At the time, Ben was trying to point.'

'I refuse to believe that Winkie was a terrorist.'

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

Bird Messaging

'You spoil those pigeons.'

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."

'My assistant Mr. Bird can tell you what I think of you much better than I as your boss could do.'

Nelson.

Hot dog vendor in the rain.

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

"Sorry I'm late, I was at a funeral, paying my respects to the old man who used to feed me at the park every day. . ."

'It's a dirty lie... I only drink to be sociable!'

'Not more junk mail!'

Dreams of different species.

"Methinks hitting 'Reply to all' doth you a disservice, sire."

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

'That's four million, one hundred and eighty straight misses, Mr Fenson. Your shooting has gone all to hell.'

"I flew South once. Couldn't buy a decent soft pretzel."

Bird Watchers Club of America.

'I want him mounted but right now I'm just getting estimates.'

Second homing pigeon

"I no longer have the intestinal fortitude for street food."

'With NBC all those years, and never a bonus, stock option or retirement plan...'