Carrier Pigeon Enthusiast Mugs

"Thank you very much, but I'm more than satisfied with my present long-distance carrier."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Did you get my tweet?"

Egyptian Football

"If I ever meet an ostrich I'm going to buy it a drink."

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

'We should talk more.'

'See you later darling, I'm going on a short waddle...'

'I refuse to believe that Winkie was a terrorist.'

'Ed says Ben is flushing birds than any dog he ever saw. At the time, Ben was trying to point.'

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

Carrier Pigeons

Bird Messaging

'You spoil those pigeons.'

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."

'My assistant Mr. Bird can tell you what I think of you much better than I as your boss could do.'

Hot dog vendor in the rain.

Nelson.

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

Dreams of different species.

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

"Methinks hitting 'Reply to all' doth you a disservice, sire."

'It's a dirty lie... I only drink to be sociable!'

"Sorry I'm late, I was at a funeral, paying my respects to the old man who used to feed me at the park every day. . ."

'Not more junk mail!'

'That's four million, one hundred and eighty straight misses, Mr Fenson. Your shooting has gone all to hell.'

"I flew South once. Couldn't buy a decent soft pretzel."

National Pigeon Monument (poos on someone's head).

'I want him mounted but right now I'm just getting estimates.'

Bird Watchers Club of America.

"You have two unread messages."

"I no longer have the intestinal fortitude for street food."