Piglet Lover Gifts

'PURRR! Did I say it right?'

'Ahhh...'

The Fourth Little Pig

Head over Hooves

'Jurassic Pork.'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

Hamlet

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Dedication to excellence....

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

"I speak Latin, you know."

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"Are you cold dear?"

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

Penguin suit fitting.

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

Pig's Human Bank

'Jurassic Pork.'

Happy Hog - Manet

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

"I told you we should have had separate trials."