Three Little Pigs Lover Gifts

"It's the big bad wolf, I wouldn't mind, but he's got such terrible breath..."

'Ahhh...'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

The Victors

Head over Hooves

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'Jurassic Pork.'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Pony Rides

Hamlet

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

Dedication to excellence....

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

Penguin suit fitting.

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

"Are you cold dear?"

"I speak Latin, you know."

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'Jurassic Pork.'

Casual Friday at the Zoo. Penguins.

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

Pig's Human Bank