Three Little Pigs Lover Gifts

"It's the big bad wolf, I wouldn't mind, but he's got such terrible breath..."

'Ahhh...'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

The Victors

Head over Hooves

'Jurassic Pork.'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Pony Rides

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

Hamlet

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

Dedication to excellence....

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

Penguin suit fitting.

"I speak Latin, you know."

"Are you cold dear?"

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'Jurassic Pork.'

Stubborn Horses

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

Pig's Human Bank