Piglet Enthusiast Mugs

Three Little Pigs and the Karate Wolf.

'Ahhh...'

The Fourth Little Pig

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

Head over Hooves

Polar bear bowling alley

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

'Jurassic Pork.'

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

Hamlet

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Dedication to excellence....

Penguin

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'