Safety Guinea Pig Gifts

"It's our flight simulator - I just gave it a shove."

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

The proper way to wear your mask

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

"I've seen this before. Keep his head inside the car when the vehicle is in motion."

"Aways the victim."

'... and make it look like an accident.'

'If you had asked me I could have TOLD you that he bites.'

"Your mom is a little overprotective, isn't she?"

'It's for her - Do you have one with a bumper all the way around?'

This could be a whole new look for you, Harold!

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

'Which end's the shallow end?'

'New normal' family life

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

"You no longer have to worry about me dropping my phone. The new phone comes with an airbag."

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.

Solicitor personal injury specialist - "So, you were at work when you tripped over the Health and Safety officer."

Crash Testing Clown Car.

'Are you aware that a dog can choke to death on chicken bones?'

Office Furniture.

"OK, you have your assignments for today, and remember, safety first: Ensure the kids wear their riding helmets..."

"Wear a helmet."

'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.'

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

'It doesn't work...'