Safety Guinea Pig Gifts

"It's our flight simulator - I just gave it a shove."

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

The proper way to wear your mask

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

"Aways the victim."

"I've seen this before. Keep his head inside the car when the vehicle is in motion."

'... and make it look like an accident.'

'If you had asked me I could have TOLD you that he bites.'

"Your mom is a little overprotective, isn't she?"

'It's for her - Do you have one with a bumper all the way around?'

'Which end's the shallow end?'

This could be a whole new look for you, Harold!

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

'New normal' family life

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

Crash Test Dummy Funerals.

"You no longer have to worry about me dropping my phone. The new phone comes with an airbag."

The question "Is it safe to be on that thing?" means something different today than it did a year ago.

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.

Solicitor personal injury specialist - "So, you were at work when you tripped over the Health and Safety officer."

Crash Testing Clown Car.

'Are you aware that a dog can choke to death on chicken bones?'

Office Furniture.

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.'

'It doesn't work...'

"Wear a helmet."