Penguin Enthusiasts Prints

'Is there any way of keeping the light one when you're inside?'

"No! - We all agreed that FRIDAY would be Dress-Down Day."

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'I have matches guys, now we just need to find some wood to get a nice fire going...'

'Wait a minute! I thought you guys couldn't fly!'

Casual day in Antarctica.

Penguin Diving From Whale's Spout

Due to Global Warming Penguins have been Spotted Far from their Natural Habitat

"Don't let anyone call you a flightless bird. We're birds who choose to waddle."

"Seriously, I'm not lost: I'm a travel writer..."

"I'm sorry Jayne, but I've got cold feet."

'The winters are nothing like the old days!'

'I don't care - we're not seating them.'

'I never saw a guy like him!'

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'

'It'll be ready Tuesday.'

"Oh, bugger!"

'Boy, you gained some weight. You can barely fit in that thing anymore.'

Penguin wearing Slippers

'Brown shoes, really Henry.'

Food thoughts

Auction.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

Hitch-hiking Penguin.