Penguin Appreciators Prints

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

Stubborn Horse

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

Penguin

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

Teddy and friends.

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

"I’ve lost the will to slide down icy hills on my tummy."