Penguin Appreciators Mugs

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

Polar bear bowling alley

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

Stubborn Horse

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

"Have you seen my dad?"

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

Teddy and friends.

Penguin

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'