Comedic Penguin Appreciator Mugs

"I'll have the fish..."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

Penguin

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

Teddy and friends.

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

"I'm in disguise."

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

"I’ve lost the will to slide down icy hills on my tummy."