Penguin Appreciation Mugs

'You'd be the wind beneath my wings if I could fly.'

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

Polar bear bowling alley

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

Stubborn Horse

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"Have you seen my dad?"

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

Penguin

Teddy and friends.

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'