Penguin Appreciator Mugs

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"It's worth it to buy the tuxedo even if you only go to two black tie events."

"We'll have the grilled penguin."

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

'Not to worry, Toonka - That's just a penguin you hear - I can tell by the sound of his footsteps.'

"What kind of name is penguin - and do you realize how hot it is here?"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

The Fourth Little Pig

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

Polar bear bowling alley

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

Stubborn Horse

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"Have you seen my dad?"

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

Teddy and friends.

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

Penguin