Penguin Appreciation T-Shirts

'You'd be the wind beneath my wings if I could fly.'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

Stubborn Horse

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

Penguin

Teddy and friends.

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'