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'If you ask me, the constant fear of litigation is taking all the fun out of life...'

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

A man and his dog

Agility God

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

Teddy and friends.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

The Charge of the Kids

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'

"Seriously, I'm not lost: I'm a travel writer..."

"I'm sorry Jayne, but I've got cold feet."

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

Due to Global Warming Penguins have been Spotted Far from their Natural Habitat

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

"I try not to be judgemental but I see everything in black and white."

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"Unplug and chill out."

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

"When did you first become interested in e-publishing?"

Penguin identity parade

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

"I just love these casual fridays."

We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics.

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

'I used to love the wild abandon of the old stampedes.'

'There may be the odd penguin out here but who's ever been frightened by a penguin ?'