Penguin Parade Appreciator Prints

'If you ask me, the constant fear of litigation is taking all the fun out of life...'

A man and his dog

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Agility God

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

Teddy and friends.

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

The Charge of the Kids

"Seriously, I'm not lost: I'm a travel writer..."

"I'm sorry Jayne, but I've got cold feet."

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'

Due to Global Warming Penguins have been Spotted Far from their Natural Habitat

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

"I try not to be judgemental but I see everything in black and white."

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"Unplug and chill out."

"I just love these casual fridays."

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

"When did you first become interested in e-publishing?"

Penguin identity parade

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

'There may be the odd penguin out here but who's ever been frightened by a penguin ?'

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

'I used to love the wild abandon of the old stampedes.'

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.