Comedic Penguin Appreciator Gifts

"I'll have the fish..."

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

Polar bear bowling alley

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

"Have you seen my dad?"

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

Teddy and friends.

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

Penguin

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

"I'm in disguise."

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

"I’ve lost the will to slide down icy hills on my tummy."