Blackbird Fans Mugs

'Blackbird helper' meal being picked up by a King in supermarket.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Happy birthday Darling!

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

"What?! Really? You didn't ask Santa for carrots? I always ask for carrots..."

'You carry a rabbit's foot — well, that explains the rabbit fever.'

Musician

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

If chickens had lips...'Thank God! I made it to the other side!'

"...and finally..."

Two birds refuel.

'It's my feature wall.'

"I haven't been fond of humans since one of them coined the phrase, 'in the soup'."

Mockingbird visits old mcdonald's farm: E-I-E-I-O!

Pandemic Orphans

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

Good golly! I'm some kind of bird!

Blackbirds.

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

Tightrope Walker Over-Balances.