Talking Birds Mugs

Say that again and I'll get you stuffed!

'We should talk more.'

Why two parrots are a bad idea....

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Polly txt speak

So you're a mocking bird...

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

ONE HORSE TOWN

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

Pet Store. Bird Seed. "Bird Seed"? I thought they laid eggs.

'Psst...e=mc?.'

'Too-Wit-Woola-Bool-Kerla-Bam-Boo!'

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

Polly Clinic.

Cracker nice, but Polly want more.

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

He took every chance to practice his talk.

Blackbirds.

"A few years ago they didn't even have a category for talking dogs."

"Frankly, he's trying to teach me his language, but he makes no effort at all to try to learn mine..."

Pigeon Master

'Stop me if you've heard this one before.'

"Let's go to one of those places where they regurgitate the meal right at your table."

'Sparky's amazing ability to speak to humans betrays him...'

Squawk dirty to me...

"Ain't no drab plumage at closing time."

"Come on, I'll sneak you in the doggie door."

Football Manager's Parrot

A real turkey lunch.

"These aren't just your ordinary town square pigeons, that's low gi gluten-free bread. . ."

'If birds reproduce by laying eggs, what's this BIRDSEED stuff all about?'

'We should talk more.'