Bird Puns Aficionados Pillows

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Polly txt speak

Cyclist Flamingoes

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'You are pigeon toed.'

A couple of birds out on the town.

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

"Well, that backfired."

Blackbirds.

"I don't feel like going out. Why don't just the two of us stay in and open a can of worms?"

Crowing Rehearsals

Closed for Summer.

"And don't get me started about being henpecked. Why do you think I crossed the road in the first place?!"

Squawk dirty to me...

Self examination.

I Speak Your Weight: "Lay off the pizza and chips!"

"M'lud, my client has no choice but to plead guilty to the charge of jaywalking as he is,in fact a jay."

The late bird orders a take away.

"I think we need a mission statement."

"I've never written anything, but I think I have a good ear for dialogue."

Pecking order - pecking out of order.

"He does have a dark side but it's mostly his back and thighs."

'Awk! Look - someone with a bigger beak than mine. . . awk!'

"Hello. I'm the bluebird of good taste and I seem to be lost."

'You're just throwing it on the ground? -- It wouldn't kill you to bring along some paper plates.'

'Polly wants a cracker!' 'Maybe we should switch to low-carb crackers?!'

'I washed his mouth out with soap, and I think he swallowed some.'

"I ask you - Wolly and Doodle! What sort of names are they?"

"Do you recognise the individual who stole your chips on the pier?"

"I liked him before his tweets got all political."