Bird Puns Aficionados Gifts

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Polly txt speak

Cyclist Flamingoes

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'You are pigeon toed.'

A couple of birds out on the town.

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

"Well, that backfired."

Blackbirds.

"I don't feel like going out. Why don't just the two of us stay in and open a can of worms?"

Crowing Rehearsals

Closed for Summer.

"And don't get me started about being henpecked. Why do you think I crossed the road in the first place?!"

Squawk dirty to me...

Self examination.

"M'lud, my client has no choice but to plead guilty to the charge of jaywalking as he is,in fact a jay."

The late bird orders a take away.

Jesus 'raising' chickens as a kid

"I think we need a mission statement."

I Speak Your Weight: "Lay off the pizza and chips!"

"I've never written anything, but I think I have a good ear for dialogue."

Pecking order - pecking out of order.

Real Angry Birds.

"He does have a dark side but it's mostly his back and thighs."

"You pooped all over their car. You gotta expect some payback."

'Awk! Look - someone with a bigger beak than mine. . . awk!'

"Hello. I'm the bluebird of good taste and I seem to be lost."

'You're just throwing it on the ground? -- It wouldn't kill you to bring along some paper plates.'

'I washed his mouth out with soap, and I think he swallowed some.'

'Polly wants a cracker!' 'Maybe we should switch to low-carb crackers?!'

"As a matter of fact, I do object to being called a 'leggy bird'."

"I ask you - Wolly and Doodle! What sort of names are they?"

"Do you recognise the individual who stole your chips on the pier?"