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Did you double dip?

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

The Brothers Grime

Flyfishing for dummies.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Beer Parasol.

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

Presidential surveillance ass!"

'It will be a difficult adjustment, but it doesn't mean you can't still live a full and rewarding life, say, in the library, or even a miniature golf course.'

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

The bird feeder.

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

"Fish finder."