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'Darling - look! I've dropped a gene size already.'

Flyfishing for dummies.

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

Buddhist photo albums,

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Emotional Support Pest

'Dad says I can't come out tonight. It's some sort of infield fly rule.'

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

Do you mind if I mix a little business with pleasure and have a brief conversation with the waiter about the fly in my soup?

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

Waiter, why are there TWO flies in my soup? The second fly is the first fly's attorney.

'That will be $600, thank you...'

'If this is a fly-on-the-wall documentary, I'd be more interested in the fly's next chapter'

'A wolf in sheep's clothing is one thing, but Grandma's clothing... Are you gay or something?!'

Flight School.

'At home with the blue-arsed flies 2009.'

'Yeah, my mum never forces me to try something new, but then again, we always eat the same thing...'

'I'm sorry Daisy. Things can never be the same between us!'

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

Closed for Summer.

'That's the trouble with the older generation...they're too intolerant.'

'So there's a fly in your beer — why begrudge a fellow creature a little happiness?'

"Who died?"

'I can't go on like this Wilfred - you've changed so - You're no longer the man I married.'

Hedgehog opening a present - an inflatable pillow

"Well, technically, your eyes are bigger than your stomach."

"What do you mean MOO?"

'Catching flying fish!'

Alligator drinking Gatorade,

Oh,thank you God!

"It looks almost too good to regurgitate on."

'Wait guys, don't go hunting without me, I'll get some tomato sauce...'

'Well, of course it stinks, but once you start regurgitaing it in your saliva, it'll taste as good as a dead cow in the July heat … now let's join the swarm.'