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'Darling - look! I've dropped a gene size already.'

Flyfishing for dummies.

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

Emotional Support Pest

Buddhist photo albums,

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'Dad says I can't come out tonight. It's some sort of infield fly rule.'

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

'At home with the blue-arsed flies 2009.'

Flight School.

'A wolf in sheep's clothing is one thing, but Grandma's clothing... Are you gay or something?!'

'Yeah, my mum never forces me to try something new, but then again, we always eat the same thing...'

'I'm sorry Daisy. Things can never be the same between us!'

'That will be $600, thank you...'

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

Closed for Summer.

"What do you mean MOO?"

"Who died?"

Hedgehog opening a present - an inflatable pillow

'I can't go on like this Wilfred - you've changed so - You're no longer the man I married.'

'Catching flying fish!'

'That's the trouble with the older generation...they're too intolerant.'

"Well, technically, your eyes are bigger than your stomach."

'So there's a fly in your beer — why begrudge a fellow creature a little happiness?'

Oh,thank you God!

'Well, of course it stinks, but once you start regurgitaing it in your saliva, it'll taste as good as a dead cow in the July heat … now let's join the swarm.'

"It looks almost too good to regurgitate on."

Frog prince kisses princess and shoots his tongue out of her ear to catch a fly.

'Wait guys, don't go hunting without me, I'll get some tomato sauce...'