Fly Appreciator T-Shirts

'So there's a fly in your beer — why begrudge a fellow creature a little happiness?'

Grace For Flies

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Pharaoh Cocoon

Caterpillar Portrait

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

"You've changed."

Phoenix

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"Do you want to save changes?"

Emotional Support Pest

Buddhist photo albums,

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

'Sorry'

"Whoa, dude. You're talking about the hive mind mentality at this company like it's a bad thing."

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

'Dad says I can't come out tonight. It's some sort of infield fly rule.'

Climate Change Road

Maria Sibylla Merian

'For Godsake,Archie! Will you just stop hovering!'

Butterfly Sales

"That's an old photo."

"What a BEAUTIFUL creature! - I must gas it, then pin it to a cork board...!"

She was always an introvert.

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

"Put the oven on dear, I've picked us up a lovely leg of salmon."

Climate change hits Antarctica

'The larrikin was shirty because his crowdy wasn't flyless.'