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Frog prince kisses princess and shoots his tongue out of her ear to catch a fly.

Grace For Flies

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

Emotional Support Pest

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Buddhist photo albums,

'Dad says I can't come out tonight. It's some sort of infield fly rule.'

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

"Catching butterflies is fun!"

Orchestra

'How long did you try before calling?'

"Put the oven on dear, I've picked us up a lovely leg of salmon."

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

'I'm sorry Daisy. Things can never be the same between us!'

"He said to quit bothering him and to get a changing room of our own."

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

Dog sees venus fly trap catch a fly and copies it...

Flight School.

'Darling - look! I've dropped a gene size already.'

Butterfly looking through hospital nursery window at caterpillars in bassinets.

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

'That's the trouble with the older generation...they're too intolerant.'

'I can't go on like this Wilfred - you've changed so - You're no longer the man I married.'

"Well, technically, your eyes are bigger than your stomach."

A man is seated as his desk, looking up with a fly swatter in front of him and flies stuck to the front of the desk.

'So there's a fly in your beer — why begrudge a fellow creature a little happiness?'

"It looks almost too good to regurgitate on."