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'Excuse me, I couldn't help noticing that you're fly-fishing.'

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Fly Fishing

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Emotional Support Pest

'Food fight!'

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"Well if it isn't Mr J.R.Hartley!"

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

'Dad, good luck fly fishing.'

Basic economy

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

"In all of Montana, you’ll not find a more sublime flyfisher than Mittens."

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

'How long did you try before calling?'

Orchestra

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

'How are they biting?'

Fishing without a license.

Nut Bomber

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

Waiter, why are there TWO flies in my soup? The second fly is the first fly's attorney.

Flight School.

'If this is a fly-on-the-wall documentary, I'd be more interested in the fly's next chapter'

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'