Fly-casting Enthusiast Gifts

'Excuse me, I couldn't help noticing that you're fly-fishing.'

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Fly Fishing

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

Emotional Support Pest

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

"Well if it isn't Mr J.R.Hartley!"

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

'Food fight!'

'Dad, good luck fly fishing.'

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

'How long did you try before calling?'

"In all of Montana, you’ll not find a more sublime flyfisher than Mittens."

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

Basic economy

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

Orchestra

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

'How are they biting?'

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

Fishing without a license.

Nut Bomber

Now it's time for Dung or no Dung! With your host Stinkhole Edmunds!

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

Flight School.

'I'm sorry Daisy. Things can never be the same between us!'