Witty Angler's Gift Gifts

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. VIII

Cat and fishing instruction

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

Fish don't like worms.

"You know very well what fish!"

"It put up a bit of a fight, but hey, I think we can both agree, it was worth it!"

'I am smiling.'

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

Fishing Camp.

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

'Catching flying fish!'

One fisher trying to convince another to go home

'Didn't that used to be Sam's Bait Shop?'

No Fear.

'Your fly snapped off three hours ago, young man, but you were casting so beautifully I didn't want to disturb you.'

Fish Trophies: The One That Got Away.

'It took me over 18 hours to get him in the boat, and working 12 jobs to pay to have him mounted.'

Fish steals a fisherman's worms.

"If I am going to die for a snack, it must be more appetizing than a simple worm."

"What do you mean, 'Today's Wednesday?!' I thought today was 'Throwback Thursday!'"

A Fisherman Reading About Fishing Whilst Fishing.

Worm coming out from apple on hook.

For successful sea fishing the type of tackle must be appropriate to the kind of fish one wishes to catch.

'Look,you fish for bass your way and I'll fish for them my way.'

What's the catch?

Man fishing of one side while fish laugh at him from the other side

Fishing from a Fish