Fishy Prankster T-Shirts

A fisherman rides the subway back with his catch.

"No more home swaps on the internet."

Revenge of the Fish

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Chicken soup for the sole.

Fishing from the Pier

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'How are they biting?'

"Here he comes! Don't move."

How to scare cats.

'Man, I can't believe we didn't think of this before.'

The Jim Carrey of fish is a real cutup in shool!

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

"Isn't that Hank's mask?"

Ok, who told him to stick his tongue on the iceberg?

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

"What's the limit on these things?"

'Well, sorry, but I can't see anything exciting happening anytime soon...'

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

"Me? A couple a' drinks and I thought the cat was a squeaky toy..."

Groucho Chicken

"Let's just make random clicking noises: it will keep the scientists busy for years trying to decipher our language..."

"I think the lighthouse keeper is having a little fun with us, sir."

Fisherman.

Jester.

'Well, so much for Hennessey. ... But from now on, don't make anyone dribble too close to the piranha tank.'

"Hey, buddy, if it's not too much trouble, I'm getting a little peckish and it's my dinner time." "Wha?! You can talk!!" "I'm just messing with you—woof, woof! Woof! Woof!!"

Crow's nest has scarecrow.

"Just the bait, please."