Nautical Fans Mugs

Hmmm, white meat or dark...

Big Bob's bait shop: Free Body piercing

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

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Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

Pirates

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

Oceanographer

Landlubbers ONLY!

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt

A comment on the Gold Rush.

Submarine Attacks

Overweight Passenger on a Boat

"I'm sure looking forward to meeting the new management."

'Are you sure those are dolphins?'

"Serious drinkers recommend hanging on to the maraschino."

'She certainly was a good ship.'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"Well I think it looks nice"

'After it was decommissioned, I bought it at an auction. I just hope I'll be able to put her on the small lake I live on.'

Cheating Sperm

'You'll have to excuse Pat; she hates to see champagne go to waste.'

Sea-Side Saturday Evening - The Arrival of the Husbands' Boat.

"That's Tom, he spends most of his game in the water hazards."

Submarine and Mermaid

"I already had the snorkel, so I figured, why not!"

Colossus of Rhode Island

"You tell him that you find the flag offensive."

'What th-! A sail! Folks, it looks like Daredevil Pup has changed his mind!'