Locomotive Fan Gifts

The Annual Trainspotters Club Picnic

'...that's a bit different for 8:45!'

'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?'

'What zip code are we in now?'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

Run from the hills!

Ancient taxi

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

Migration Music

"Looks like you've got some competition."

"Circumstances being what they are, I've redesigned the logo."

'It's so called because I expect the ticket prices to rocket!'

Rest area - 12 mile.

Bev puts on an old favorite

Inflatable car

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

Airbus

"I forgot I was on automatic pilot and crashed into the church steeple!"

"Another flight of fancy."

"I call it the 'Call Bell', to be rung only for emergencies, like, running out of Coke or something."

A bendy-cow.

Next stop: moon!

'Tickets, please.'

"He adored that old car !"

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

Cultchah!

On the buses...I stopped off for a beer and back rub.

City Bus...Leave the driving to us!

Root worker painting a unhappy face on the road.

Accident

Omnibus conductor refering to foreign passengers as 'a couple more Leicester Squares'