Locomotive Fan Gifts

The Annual Trainspotters Club Picnic

'...that's a bit different for 8:45!'

'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?'

'What zip code are we in now?'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Do you buy cars here?"

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

Run from the hills!

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

Migration Music

Ancient taxi

"Looks like you've got some competition."

Bev puts on an old favorite

"Circumstances being what they are, I've redesigned the logo."

Rest area - 12 mile.

'It's so called because I expect the ticket prices to rocket!'

Inflatable car

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

"I forgot I was on automatic pilot and crashed into the church steeple!"

Airbus

"I call it the 'Call Bell', to be rung only for emergencies, like, running out of Coke or something."

"Naw, it's a drone."

'Tickets, please.'

A bendy-cow.

"Another flight of fancy."

Next stop: moon!

"He adored that old car !"

On the buses...I stopped off for a beer and back rub.

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

Cultchah!

City Bus...Leave the driving to us!