Intimate Concert Fan Gifts

"Thank you, Sir."

A Symphony of Penguins

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Cimafunk

Felix Mendelssohn

Anna Calvi

EWE 2.

Daughters on the beach

I love my Timpani

Modern Major General

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Freddie Mercury

Johannes Sebastian Bach

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

Mark Knopfler.

'I was up for a part in the Producers...'

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Popera!

'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Circus

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

Gnat King Cole in concert "Unforgetable that's what you are.."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Singer and her microphone

Little ship of horrors

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

Cesar Franck

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'