Silent Timer Fan Gifts

'I found out what makes him tick, but he still won't tock.'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

Cat and Broom

Interesting encounters in history.

"In your own time, Brian, in your own time."

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

Easter Bonnet

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

We bonded over a shared lack of assertiveness. Vive la diffidence!

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

'Modem Times,'

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

Spring Onion

"Looks like it's going to be a nice day."

Pola Negri

Spring time!

"Look, can we just cut the sh*t today?"

'This court hereby sentences you to fifteen months in an imaginary box.'

After review, the replay confirms a touchdown, and also that big, jiggly bellies look hilarious in slow motion.

'Is something wrong Kevin... we don't talk anymore!'

Viagara Pills.

I thought dogs weren't permitted here. He doesn't bark so he's okay --- the landlord said "No dogs aloud."

"And did I mention it was a very quiet neighborhood?"

"Don't be fooled by the moustache. I'm not Hitler, I'm Chaplin."

"Wake up. It's springtime."

Hi all it's springtime.

Don't be frightened. The reason I'm not moving my lips is that I'm a comic strip character. I wish I could speak to you in the usual sense, but I'm afraid you'll have to read my word balloon instead. Uh-oh. I can see by the question mark above your head that this isn't going well. God, I wish I could stop smiling. ?

Alberich

"I keep telling you, it's running on the nights and weekends schedule!"

"Don't get me wrong, Kevin, it's very impressive, but they only know the one dance."

@Susie #you're it.