Night Sky Fan Gifts

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Swinging on a star.

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Imagination Navigation.

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

'Which one is named after me?'

'Fine. And you?'

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

Dog Howling the Moon way

Romantic Moon

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

"Another nightmare?"

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

Skimming out star reflections

"Something nocturnal."

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

Serious business

New York Gondolier

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

"Houston - we finally have evidence that the Moon's climate used to be a lot wetter..."

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

'Put it down, it's the captain's log.'

"Someday, God willing, they'll bring the stars down to our eye level so we don't have to strain our necks."

"Even though we work with enormous numbers, a zillion just doesn't tell us very much."

The Dark Side of the Moon.

'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

When you celebrate life, so does heaven.

"... Yes, I know there's a hole in your ceiling. Why do you think we're called, the star view motel?"

Taking selfies at the kelpies