Northern Sky Fan Gifts

Aurora Boring Alice

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

You must be this tall.

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Sisyphus visits Stowe

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Recalculating

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

Possums that ski.

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

Death skis towards a man on thin ice

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

Raging Bull on Ice

Centaur Sprinter

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

Dogs on skis pulling a sled

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

Triple Sock Cow

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

Low Noon.