Midnight Sale Enthusiast Prints

'-and what bargains are you two gentlemen queuing for?'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

E-Baying @ The Moon

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

Online Shopping.

Bedtime story.

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

Last Chance for Everything.

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

Sales - We could try a 'free offer' but it would cost us.

Bat

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"There is such a thing as a free lunch-it just tastes bad."

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

"I am in training for the sales."

'Good evening sir.Just wondering if you'd like to sample Night-Mart's new range of A-positive.'

Bargains

'Shove' (at big sale).

Garage Sale: Assorted shares of stocks.

'What split would you settle for, fifty fifty?' - 'As long as I get the hyphen as well.'

'Our strategy is to begin the meeting with an ironclad no-negotiation policy - and negotiate from there.'

"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

sale

Final clearance sale.

Easter Island moai shake hands below the surface.

Garage Sales Anonymous