Sale Enthusiast Prints

Saving the planet

"Well, I'm not sure what it is, but it was 50% off in the sale so I thought I'd get one before they sold out!"

Mothers gives her baby to a mannequin to hold whilst she shops.

Sign in the front window of a shop that reads "50% off all worthless merchandise".

Your reaction to all the dramatic holiday sale price drops. Your reaction after the sales rush and your blood sugar dramatically drops.

'Shove' (at big sale).

Giant Irregulars Dale: 'Tie a knot at the bottom and you have one very, very deep pocket!'

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

Last Chance for Everything.

'I did all the shopping for the year at the New Year's Day Sale.'

Winter Sale

"Well, I you still have some money left, I must've forgotten something!"

"I am in training for the sales."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

The Salesman

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Why markets crash.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

Jumping Wall Street.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.