Deal Enthusiast Prints

"Which one do you want?"

"Just sign here, sir - it clears me of any responsibility."

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

Dealmobile.

"Today's special offer: 50% off items you don't really need."

'Our strategy is to begin the meeting with an ironclad no-negotiation policy - and negotiate from there.'

'This clock you sold me loses fifteen minutes every hour!'

Sofa Sale.

'Our company can deliver these stickers for only 9.99 euros a thousand.'

Sales - We could try a 'free offer' but it would cost us.

'Sir, I can offer you a daily supply at half price!' 'But these are last weeks!'

'You can have this buyout or what's behind the curtain my secretary is standing in front of.'

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

'No, it isn't a 'buy one get one free offer'. You're just seeing double!'

House on Sale for A Song

'Sorry, folks. We sold out by noon. It was complete bedlam.'

UAW &GM work out tentative deal. Come on. Let's take 'er for a spin!

SPEND £100 AND GET THE STORE FREE.

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"It can be a sea of debt."

Supermarket Special Offer! Two for the price of three!

"Would you like anything else with your paper? We have an offer today on fridge freezers ..."

All Those Special Low Price Introductory Offers Expired At The Same Time

Easter Island moai shake hands below the surface.

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

Supermarket price wars.

'Suppose one of the buttons is missing, what would that get me?' - 'Thrown out of the store.'

"I deal. Therefore I am an idealist."

"I'll bet you think I'm a terrible opportunist."

Megastore. Your money back only if not completely unsatisfied. Wait a minute --- Let's think about this.

'We interrupt this amazing offer to bring you an even MORE amazing offer....'

'Only $5, but it's stuck on full volume.'

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

'She's a sucker for a sales pitch, buys a stair carpet then has to pay out for a porch extension.'

'My husband isn't good at repairing things around the house, but as an accountant, he can get you the best price.'