Price Deal Enthusiast Prints

All Snack Foods 1/2 off. Every time I try to fight temptation, temptation fights dirty!

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

UK/US Free Trade Deal

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

A Quiet Rebuke.

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Online Shopping.

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

...and if the Chairman rings, find out who he is.

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.'

Sales - We could try a 'free offer' but it would cost us.

Capitalism gone nuts!

How much would you take off for cash?

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

I get my ideas on sale...

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

"Remember, negotiating is like buying fruit. You don't know what you'll get until you squeeze 'em a bit."

"There is such a thing as a free lunch-it just tastes bad."

"How much is the sign?"

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

'They've got a great deal here. When you buy one meal, I get mine half price!'

Bargains

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

'They've agreed to our 3-book, 7-figure offer, but only if you remain obscene and obnoxious through book 2.'

"Don't anybody move: this is a merger."

'What split would you settle for, fifty fifty?' - 'As long as I get the hyphen as well.'