Market Enthusiast Prints

'I can get the latest market news from the New York stock exchange.'

Bull Riding on the Stock Market

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

Watching the markets.

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

'Made in Australia?'

"I'd get out of the volatile, capricious, irritating stock market. . . but I might miss out on further gains."

"All of the economic indicators I've seen are pointing up."

Buyers' Market - 'I'll give you 20pence for those' Lady pointing at veg costing ?3.50

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

'Oh, I just love dealing with investment clubs. Now, in whose name will you be buying the one-half share of Microsoft?'

Stockbrokers bungee jumping.

Bull and bear balancing a globe on a rope.

"We have different investment strategies, but we're still drinking buddies."

'Is this the 'basket of currencies' I keep hearing about?'

Wall Street Investing.

"You can come back down now, Harlow. The Dow has started to climb back up."

"Remember, Mr. Hicks, the stock market - and life - reward risk-takers. So the first step is for you to come from under the couch and discuss it."

Stock Broker - 'Ask not what the market can do for you; Ask what you can do for the market.'

Farmers' Market

'Stocks dropped on news Greenspan's memoirs will contain no insider trading information...'

The Stock Market and Personal Income.

Bear market. The demise of the bull market.

All reduced 10...The prices? No, the vegetables.

"Great to see our sales numbers come out of hibernation."

"Is the fish fresh?"

"I enjoy the simple pleasures, the setting sun, a glass of wine, the Dow hitting an all time high."

Stock Market to Farmer's Market.

Stocks ended the year with and upturn... On news that all's well that ends well.

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

"What happened to the days when I could stop by a farmer's market on my way home?"

Charging to a 10,000 Dow?

"Expect a lot more bull."